Monday, April 20, 2020

My Books In Quarantine

If you know me well, then you'll know I love to read.  I, being bored, I decided to share some of my books I'm currently following.  Now I say currently following because most of these books are on apps.  And if you can get over the apps regulations, you'll come to find that these books/stories are so good.  Be warned, sexual content in some.

For the kids below the age of 18,  There is an app you can download called Webtoon.  The stories on webtoon keep me coming back and I find myself emotionally connected to the characters.  Some of you may have it already,  but if you don't, whether you're an adult or kid, these stories are sooo cute!
Here are some of my favorites to get you started:

  • SubZero
  • Lore Olympus
  • True Beauty
  • Ghost wife
  • Age Matters
  • Play Dead
  • Midnight Poppy Land
...Yes I know, kind of a lot.  But They are worth it.

Now for the juicy, sexual ones for adults...
I have been very into supernatural fictional books ever since I was a teenager.  It started off with vampires but now moved to werewolves, don't ask me why.
These books/stories are also on and app called Galatea.  I read them every day!  I'm addicted.
Here are my favorites:

  • The Millennium Wolves
  • The Alphas Call
  • Mated to the Werewolf King
  • Mateo Santiago
Let me know in the comments below, what you guys think.  I'd love to hear your opinions!
Until next time
Happy Reading!

Happy 420!!

Hi everyone!
Welcome back to my blog.  Today, as you yall well know, is the smokers holiday 420.  All my family and close friends know I consider this to be a very real holiday.  I don't take my smoking rituals lightly. 

Today is about spreading happiness and love threw music and herb.  I love to take flight 420 everyday however, there just something about smoking on the day 420 that makes it more special.  Wouldn't you agree?  Let me know in the comments below. 

At this point, its been week 5 or 6 of quarantine and Its getting boring and my partner and I have been at each other's throats 🤣
All the schools in Texas have let out early for the summer due to the virus.  My county has lifted the curfew, there's more traffic on the streets and it seems like things are slowly getting back to normal.  However, you gotta wonder when things will go back to being completely normal again. 
What do you think?? Do you know of anyone that is sick from coronavirus?

Anyways, I will be doing nothing but trying to be productive on my laptop. 
Have a great 420 guys!
I know I will. 

Saturday, April 4, 2020

Queen of my Heart

Everyone knows the queen of my heart is....





My daughter.
😂 Bet you thought I was gonna say MaryJane.  No, even the ever desirable MaryJane has someone that comes before her.  
I'm proud to say my daughters 9th birthday was a success! 😀  Even though, we miraculously pulled it out of our asses. 🤣 
As a parent, I can understand the need to give our kids a good birthday is important to us as it is to them. 
I love to see my daughters face light up with a smile when she happy. 💕
It makes me feel accomplished; like I did something right for once.
I will never have all the answers, there's no manual for parenthood however, I will continue help my daughter be the best she can be till the end of my days.
Happy birthday My Love...



Thursday, April 2, 2020

Quarantine Blog

Did I start a blog because of quarantine?  Yes
Was I smoking a blunt when I had this thought?  Yes
Am I bored asf like all of you out there and doing random dumb shit?  Yes
Do I know how to start up a blog?  No
I'm not the best writer in the world, however I keep it 1800.
They say write about what you love.  Well, I Love MaryJane.  Weed is such a dry, tasteless word for the medicinal plant I think.  Call it like it is.   Greenary, grass, bud, flower, herb, skunk, orrr as I like to call it MaryJane.
She calls To me.....Amy..smoke meeee...
Gotta go
MaryJane Calls
😂😂👋

Absolute Ain't No Joke

I don't know what it is about April Fools but when it comes around every year, I find myself internally dreading the day.  I'm so gullible, my own mom played a prank on me.  With all the jokes and laughs, I was feeling good . 

 My friends call me up and ask if I could a bottle.    Naturally, I obliged.😁   So my friend picks me up, I buy a bottle of Absolute and we go to our friends house up the road. 


 As we come into the neighborhood, my friend slows down below the speed limit(which is 20) because there kids in the road. Before we rounded to next corner, still going under the speed limit, there was an older guy by his drive way with his arms sticking up. 

We passed him, rolling our eyes and made it to my friends drive way which is a couple houses down from where that guy was.  
When we parked and got out of the car, we saw them people staring at us and heard a women yelling telling us to slow down.  

I was like what the fuck.  I called my friend to come outside and explained the situation.  
Those people came down the sidewalk huffin and puffin like they were gonna do some shit. 😂  

We told them off and told them to tell the kids to stay out of the fuckin road!  Roads are for cars not for kids!!!  We went inside and realized we forgot the bottle in the car.  We went back outside to see a crowd was beginning to form.  

These mother fuckers went to get the next-door neighbors.  Apparently  they thought they were big and bad.  White privilege at its Finest;  They were making a big deal because we didn't go the speed that they wanted us to go around the corner.  We were below the speed limit damnit, what more did they want?  
Do Ya'll Own the Fucking road?

 I don't know what power trip they were having but they were being very rude, getting up in our faces, and yelling like we were little kids.   We are middle aged people, at least have some respect. 

I wasn't about to let them ruin our night.  We went inside and poured ourselves some drinks and of course I rolled up a blunt and we got blitzed!!!  

I got too blitzed 🤣 I drank way too fast then we had shots.  I think it was 1:30am when I got dizzy and started to throw up in my best friend restroom sink!  Now I'm a night owl, I never go to sleep early, but man I passed out on her couch and woke up at 8am, still feeling dizzy. 
 Man Absolute ain't no joke! 🤣🤣 If yall want to hear more of my late night, drunk adventures with my friends, drop a comment.