Absolute Ain't No Joke

I don't know what it is about April Fools but when it comes around every year, I find myself internally dreading the day.  I'm so gullible, my own mom played a prank on me.  With all the jokes and laughs, I was feeling good . 

 My friends call me up and ask if I could a bottle.    Naturally, I obliged.😁   So my friend picks me up, I buy a bottle of Absolute and we go to our friends house up the road. 

 As we come into the neighborhood, my friend slows down below the speed limit(which is 20) because there kids in the road. Before we rounded to next corner, still going under the speed limit, there was an older guy by his drive way with his arms sticking up. 

We passed him, rolling our eyes and made it to my friends drive way which is a couple houses down from where that guy was.  
When we parked and got out of the car, we saw them people staring at us and heard a women yelling telling us to slow down.  

I was like what the fuck.  I called my friend to come outside and explained the situation.  
Those people came down the sidewalk huffin and puffin like they were gonna do some shit. 😂  

We told them off and told them to tell the kids to stay out of the fuckin road!  Roads are for cars not for kids!!!  We went inside and realized we forgot the bottle in the car.  We went back outside to see a crowd was beginning to form.  

These mother fuckers went to get the next-door neighbors.  Apparently  they thought they were big and bad.  White privilege at its Finest;  They were making a big deal because we didn't go the speed that they wanted us to go around the corner.  We were below the speed limit damnit, what more did they want?  
Do Ya'll Own the Fucking road?

 I don't know what power trip they were having but they were being very rude, getting up in our faces, and yelling like we were little kids.   We are middle aged people, at least have some respect. 

I wasn't about to let them ruin our night.  We went inside and poured ourselves some drinks and of course I rolled up a blunt and we got blitzed!!!  

I got too blitzed 🤣 I drank way too fast then we had shots.  I think it was 1:30am when I got dizzy and started to throw up in my best friend restroom sink!  Now I'm a night owl, I never go to sleep early, but man I passed out on her couch and woke up at 8am, still feeling dizzy. 
 Man Absolute ain't no joke! 🤣🤣 If yall want to hear more of my late night, drunk adventures with my friends, drop a comment.